Sacrilegious?

Is it possible to be over bacon? Because ya'll, I think if I eat one more bite or catch one more whiff of bacon I might puke. I'm actually kind of over meat in general for the time being. All I want to do is eat is roasted eggplant and pop fresh sweet corn kernels in my mouth like candy. I want to take those 4 slices of bacon in my fridge and throw them in the trash but I'm afraid Matt might kill me, and I really don't want to make him choose between me and bacon. The winner isn't me.